GIVING IT TO YOU RAW…What Happened Last Night (June 2nd, 2015)

How goes it, Enthusiasts?  Did you like this week’s episode of RAW?  Have to say I enjoyed myself and for once, I had a lot of fun watching it.  There was something very “back to basics” about it that I found refreshing.  It didn’t take itself seriously, it shouldn’t really in general, and was funny.  I didn’t fall over laughing but I found myself understanding more than not,why I am a wrestling enthusiast.



We open in San Antonio, Texas and The Authority enter with Seth Rollins at the front of their V-shaped formation and no one’s happy, not a bit, nope.  Once in the ring, Stephanie McMahon explains to us why Dean Ambrose is just no good.  He straight up stole the Heavyweight Title Belt.  Who the hell does he think he is?  A guy like that only understands severe repercussions.  So, what shall we do with him?  Fine him?  Suspend him?  Fire him?   Triple H then interjects, telling the crowd to shut-up in true Triple H fashion and then demands that Ambrose get his ass out here and bring back the belt!  We wait some moments and it’s not Ambrose who appears but Roman Reigns, his known “bro-friend”.  He’s got some bad news, Ambrose isn’t here currently.  But, he does know that Ambrose wants another title shot and preferably in a Ladder Match.  Yet, until he gets it, unfortunately he’ll have to keep the belt as collateral.   Stephanie basically says that Ambrose can go to hell.  We don’t negotiate with “miscreants” like him!  Besides Rollins is Heavyweight Champion and doesn’t need to prove anything against the likes of Ambrose.   Reigns isn’t impressed.  As a WWE Champion, Rollins kinda sucks in his opinion.   Rollins can’t help but step up and say, your face!   You so wish you beat me!  I am the future and guys like you are only good at moving stuff and taking out the trash!  I didn’t need you guys’ help when I was in the SHIELD and I don’t need any goons or nothing!  Rollins practically runs away with arms flapping limply at his sides and Stephanie gets in Reigns' face, yelling at him that Ambrose and he have to get their asses in line or else!  And Triple H basically goes, let’s go with that.   I’m suddenly not so sure that Reigns here is gonna participate at Money in the Bank.  That is unless he wins his match tonight.   Why don’t you stay put?   We’ll send somebody out.

As openings go, I think Seth Rollins was the funniest with his pissy routine.  He came out pouting and I wouldn’t have cared if he had a full on tantrum.   He kinda did.  It was hilarious.  I also like how it was a smooth transition from Elimination Chamber back into regular play.  Oftentimes, RAW just rehashes what happened and replays some of the matches but I liked how this definitely felt more like a natural continuation as opposed to whatever else they decided to throw out there.


The Authority feel that “King” Wade Barrett is a fair opponent for Reigns and our British heel acts his part.  He’s not so much dirty as he is “unfriendly”.  He does anything to put a dent in Reigns and manages to work him out.   He takes just about any opportunity he can to roll Reigns up, kick him, and blast him with forearms to the face.  He does manage a Winds of Change that I thought was ambitious but, Reigns is as he is and doesn’t really take this match personally but does demonstrate that Barrett is of little concern.  Barrett’s antics are responded to with kicks of his own and tosses into turnbuckles and just, you know, overpowering him as one would think.   Barrett makes it interesting but he ultimately succumbs to a Spear.   Nevertheless, Reigns’ time in the ring tonight isn’t over.  While backstage, he runs into Stephanie and Triple H.  Great match, pal.  Hope your other one goes well.   Oh, that’s right.  I guess we didn’t’ have time to tell you.   You got another match tonight and it’s against Mark Henry.  Better win or you lose out on that Money in the Bank spot.  Good luck!   And with snickers they take their leave.

Next up, we get ready for what only could be a thinly veiled squash match between Ryback and The Miz yet, when it comes time for The Miz’s music to hit, we hear Big Show’s.  Looks like he’s back from filming and now he’s got his sights set on the Intercontinental Title so by default, he has his eyes on Ryback.  *Shrug* I see how it makes sense on paper but I’m not looking forward to what we’ll actually see.


As far as matches go, we have a bit of a 2-parter with Dolph Ziggler going against Kofi Kingston.   I’d like to see these 2 get more involved in their matches given what they can do.  In this match, I feel that their prowess gets overshadowed by the “story” yet, that can be allowed from time to time.  So, they hit their spots and Ziggler rolls Kingston up for the win but with Kingston, now a part of the New Day, they’re always close behind and Xavier Woods and Big E. Langston appear.   They jump Ziggler not too furiously, you know.  They’re not that mean but, they definitely can’t be trusted.  That being said, just when we start taking guesses as to who’s gonna come out for the save, the Prime Time Players come running out and presto change-o, we’ve got ourselves a 6-Man-Tag!

It would appear that the better moves were held back for this exchange as our players do an involved, interchanging dance.  Ziggler and Kingston trade dropkicks.  Langston steamrolls and Woods, well, Woods slips in wherever he fits.  Yet, it’s the Prime Time Players who are the most impressive.  For all their hilarious, promo shit-talk, it’s nice to see them actually back it up.  Yet, towards the end, the New Day get all unfair and gang up on Darren Young, which sends Titus O’Neil into a frenzy that results in a cleared ring and The Prime Time Players & Ziggler standing tall with the win.


That brings us to Roman Reigns' second match with Mark Henry.  Well, it’s hard to say who Henry is playing for at the moment but I don’t think it really matters.  He sells no matter what and this time out, he does well or at least all that he needs to.  Looks like he lost a few pounds and so he’s moving a bit better in the ring and definitely gives Reigns plenty to handle.  The announcers speak of Reigns being “hurt” from the previous bout but whatever.  He keeps getting up anyway.  Henry does his best to add to Reigns’ list of ailments but Reigns implements some strategy and takes the fight out the ring and manages to land a Superman Punch out there.  He then gets himself back in the ring just before the referee reaches the end of his 10-count.  Reigns gets the official win but once Henry recovers, he shows him what he thinks of that with a Worlds Strongest Slam.  To continue to add insult to injury, Reigns has another run-in with Stephanie and Triple H backstage.   How that one go, pal?  You take a bit of a pounding?  Yeah, well that Mark Henry can dish it out.  Hope it wasn’t too much for you.  You got 1 more match and it’s against Bray Wyatt.   Say “hi” to Sister Abigail for me.  And they leave him to swallow that (^_~)

To follow, we have the Divas match with a Nikki Bella again defending her title against Paige.  Nikki has certainly improved since a year ago today and it’s nice to see the progress.  I still don’t care much for her as a character but, dating John Cena has its perks.  In any case, they put on another believable exchange.  Nikki even manages to pull off a suplex yet Paige isn’t there just to spar and once she gets her bearings, she works up some momentum.  She knocks Nikki out the ring at one point and Brie, who manages to sneak out without the referee looking, switches out with a reeling Nikki and Paige, a little out of it herself, pulls Brie back into the ring only to get rolled up for the Bella Twin win.


After that we get Randy Orton’s return in a good old fashioned throwdown against Sheamus.  You know “The Viper”.  He establishes himself early just so we don’t feel like he’s been away.  And though he has, you see that he only comes back better.  Yet, Sheamus now a heel, he’s not going to make this too welcoming of a homecoming.  Orton’s not worried about it.  Been there, done that and keeps control of the match.  Sheamus does manage some offense in the form of a knee to Orton’s jaw that knocks him out the ring.  Orton’s not out of it though and he continues to keep Sheamus' hands full.  It goes to the point that Sheamus stops giving a fuck and takes a “steel” chair to Orton’s back, causing the disqualification but Sheamus doesn’t have a care!  He proceeds to annihilate Orton, a fitting “welcome home” present.

Moving along, we get some NXT alums in the form of Bo Dallas and Neville, another rematch from Elimination Chamber.  It’s not much of a match.  Dallas is starting to go dark character-wise but I fear his eccentricities may not always read.  This would be a case of doing “too good” a job of “selling”.  If they ever decide to associate him with Bray Wyatt, a lot of that will probably fade but in the meantime, I just don’t want his character to take too many hits.  I admit I was fooled when he first dropped.  Irregardless, Dallas comes out meaning business but his fiendish ways do him in from the start and the moment he’s dazed and on his back, Neville hits the Red Arrow for the win.

All that leaves is the main event in Bray Wyatt vs. Roman Reigns for Reigns’ entry into the Money in the Bank Ladder Match.  This was actually kinda fun to watch and not only because we got to see Reigns get beat all night long.  That being the theme of the evening gave the night that sort of “old school” feel…kinda.  The story’s simple and everyone seems to be having a good time playing it out. Wyatt is all over Reigns at the start.  Having recently dispatched Ryback, Wyatt comes in fresh and confident and has all kinds of tricks to weardown an already belabored Reigns.  He’s very not nice.  He even smashes Reigns’ face into the apron at one point.  Dad (Kane), Rollins and J&J make their way out too and begin their circling of the ring.  The twist here is that when they start to “interfere” they actually end up knocking Wyatt into Dad, setting him up for a Spear and the win for Reigns.   Don’t matter, though.  Either way they were planning on beating Reigns’ ass tonight.  Hell, it’s mostly already done.  They close in for the kill and wouldn’t you know it.  Ambrose made it in after all.   Well, that’s all Reigns needs to get his wind back and the duo sweep and mop up the ring of Authority but for Rollins, he gets left behind with Dirty Deeds.

So there you have it, Enthusiasts.  Smackdown should be able to do something with that.


See You Thursday,

-Nicole Alexis (^.~)

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