PUTTIN’ THAT SMACKDOWN…What Happened Last (Tuesday) Night [Feb. 5th, 2015]
I have to say,
Enthusiasts Smackdown pleasantly
surprised me this week. I had read the
spoilers but wasn’t quite sure what to make of the information. Yet, in sitting down and having a look for
myself I was left with a smile on my face.
For whatever reason, Smackdown
continues to give me hope and I just want it to continue. I want them to evolve and experiment and
hopefully RAW will get hip to it and
start upping its game. Then, this ship would be just about turned
around. Let us be glad that the WWE does
in fact want to keep its Universe up and running and is doing what it can to
ensure it does so in respectable fashion at least one day a week.
We open in
Colorado Springs, Colorado to what looks like another session of MizTV. We have The Miz, center ring greeting the
crowd who promptly respond with “We Want Mizdow!” chants. He redirects their attention. People, people, calm yourselves. Mizdow’s here, personal assisting and out of
the way, where he belongs. Anyway,
let’s get down to business shall we.
Let’s bring out our first guest, your friend and mine, Daniel
Bryan! Bryan emerges and We the Audience
cheer him loudly as We punctuate every
“YES!” He makes his way into the ring
and greets The Miz graciously. The Miz then
begins to introduce his other guest for the evening, Roman Reigns but Reigns
kinda introduces himself. He gets into
the ring via his usual entrance yet, instead of a kind greeting or even a
sustained interview, he serves The Miz up a Superman Punch to the face. He then grabs a mic and addresses Bryan. You know, there's all this talk when you and
I both know what this is all about. WrestleMania, who deserves to be there? There are 3 chairs set-up for this "interview". Reigns picks up one and throws it out the ring. Well,
instead of waiting until Fast Lane to figure it out, where I’m gonna beat you
anyway. He tosses out another
chair. Why don’t we just settle this
right now. The crowd enjoys this thought
and Bryan, though he’s been quiet thus far, is up for it and tosses out the
last chair. Before any real action can
begin, Seth Rollins’ music hits and he along with J&J Security present
themselves to literally rain on the parade because as a Heel, it’s his duty
really. And you know what, we’re going
to do what’s best for business and make everyone wait for this
match. Bryan, you know I’m a better
contender for WrestleMania than that chump in the ring with you. So, why don’t we do this. You take me on with my pals here for a
handicap match. Let’s main event this
shit! Give the people some real
wrestling to watch. Though neither Bryan
nor Reigns find Rollins’ smarmy attitude charming, Bryan agrees and we
have our Main Event set.
As for the
first match of the evening, we have Dolph Ziggler and Ryback paired together for
a tag team bout against the fracturing Brothers Dust. This wasn’t a bad match. Apparently, Ziggler and Ryback work well
together and put together some solid offense against the currently aggrieved
brothers. I would say the drama
circling the brothers is what we're supposed to be focusing on at the moment. It looks like they’re arranging a break-up for
them going into WrestleMania. As for the match, I have
to say Stardust and Ziggler have some solid exchanges. Both show good speed and some creativity in
executing their moves. I noticed Ziggler
takes some face paint with him as it was plastered on the side of his
mid-section for the remainder of the match. Yet, as Goldust tries to
get himself into the action, he lets a “Cody” slip and Stardust starts to
unravel. He exits the match leaving Goldust to get ShellShock-ed by Ryback
and the Faces take the win.
Next up, Curtis
Axel still isn’t finished bitching about his non-Royal Rumble appearance. He’s supposed to be contending for WrestleMania
and he still wants his shot! Well, Dean
Ambrose is still willing to kick his ass so he learns to shut-up. Axel doesn’t go down quietly, though. The action spills out the ring and Axel
definitely shows that he means business, landing heavy blows to Ambrose. Yet, Ambrose has one thing that Axel doesn’t. Crazy.
He flips the switch and after getting back into the ring, he executes
his finisher, Dirty Deeds, for the win.
Yet, before he can fully celebrate, the big screen comes on and Bad News
Barrett is on to debut his new “BNZ” (Bad News Zone) segment where Bad News feeds
stream at the bottom of the screen a la CNN.
This is actually kinda funny and allows Creative to have some fun with
the faux headlines like, "Young girl returns home to find cat missing. No one cares..." Nevertheless,
Barrett has some “bad news” for Ambrose. Don’t get your hopes up for the
Intercontinental Championship. That
title is slated to be retained.
To follow, we
have a match between Adam Rose and Fandango. Rose gets to a rough start when his Rosebuds don’t
quite catch him after his “Trust Fall”. Rose seems to sublimate his upset on to the Rosebuds and into the match. It’s a short one but, these guys display a
little of why they’re in this biz with their spirited exchange. Both are more or less filler/comedic relief
yet when they get to it, there’s a little animosity in the air. They were kinda going for it and I didn’t
mind it at all. Fandango manages to come
off like less of a joke this time out and gets the win via Flying Leg Drop off
the ropes.
Moving along,
we come to another face-off between Rusev and Erick Rowan. Rowan being used to somewhat
accentuate Rusev’s Heelitude is a little perplexing to me. I suppose it’s to make Rusev appear all big
and mean for Fast Lane when he goes against John Cena. I’m sure during a RAW or something, Cena will call him out for it. Nevertheless, Rowan puts up a brief fight
against the so-called “Super Athlete”.
Rusev does amaze me with how spry he is for such a big dude. I’m always surprised when he gets himself up
to do those double-footed kicks. Would
never have thought he could move like that. He soon gets Rowan on the ground and after
dealing him a stomp to the back, he settles into his Accolade and ends our
special hero yet again.
We then have
some Divas action with Paige going at Alicia Fox. This match is the first time I kinda
liked Paige. After being “tanned” at the
hands of the Bella Twins with Alicia Fox holding her up, Paige is back for vengeance. In a promo, she explains her differences and how
she’s who she is, no matter what so suck it!
She does do the angst-ridden, Goth chick quite well and she also sells
her payback with great intensity. We all
know that Alicia Fox can turn up the “bitch crazy” whenever she wants but
principle is on Paige’s side this night and she relentlessly wears Alicia Fox down
and gets her to submit to her PTO.
We check the
clock and realize that it’s time for the main event and it’s a solid one. Our
Hero, Daniel Bryan is always up against It and tonight, it’s in the form of Rollins and
J&J Security again. This was an entertaining
match. Everyone, even J&J got to
show why they’re closing the show.
Naturally, they throw everything they got at Bryan but he always has
a counter, a foot or a lock to get him out of whatever pickle he ends up in. Rollins feels he has to show Bryan why he
should stay his ass out of WrestleMania by serving him up Lesnar-style suplexes
o’plenty and keeping light on his feet just the same. We the Audience start to feel for our hero, so
mercilessly beaten. Yet, Bryan always
manages to figure something out and he gets himself to his feet and after
a few more exchanges, he manages to lock up one of the J’s for the win. But wait!
Dad’s (Kane) here and as Bryan makes his exit, Dad greets him. Even “helps” him back to the ring where Rollins
sets him up and executes the Powerbomb to close the show.
All in all, a
solid night of wrasslin’ I would say. Smackdown remains the saving grace at the
moment and I’m glad there’s at least 1 night I can count on not being
disappointed. Let’s hope that RAW gets jealous or something and starts
swinging for the cheap seats. For now though, let’s prepare for the weekly “downgrade”
and keep expectations cautiously low.
See You Monday,
-Nicole Alexis (^_~)
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