RAW Gets Everyone Ready for Another Field Trip...
How’s It Going, Enthusiasts?
I
have a bit of a cold. It’s the first one I’ve had in over 5 years. This one is
more circumstantial though. I was out in the desert and going in and out of air-conditioned
buildings. Wears down my defenses every time. It’s minor so I’ll live but it’s
not as fun coughing and sneezing every other 5 minutes. I’ll just have to
distract myself. So, what’s going on?
Let’s
start in the Realm of AEW as there’s a feeling that Bryan Danielson/Daniel
Bryan may have to hang it up soon or at the very least, take a year or 2 off to
recover. It sounds like he needs to have neck surgery and we all know how that
can go. If that happens, it’s hard to say we see him as an in-ring performer again.
I’d like him to retire in WWE but we’ll see if the Gods are so kind. For now,
let’s just hope that minimal surgery is all that’s needed. I rather whatever
needs to get fixed, get fixed as opposed to slapping Band-Aids on it. Let us
all wish him the best.
In
sympathetic news, over in the WWE Universe, it was presumed that Jacob Fatu may
have been working an injury to avoid any contact with Roman Reigns during his
return but now word has it that he may be legitimately hurt. Well, he’s a 110%
kind of guy. He’ll reach the limits of his flesh from time to time. If he is in
fact injured, let us wish him a speedy recovery. Someone get the man some vitamin
E. I hear that’s supposed to help with healing.
Elsewhere
in the WWE Universe, we have some more uplifting news as “The Viper”, Randy Orton
appears to have re-signed with WWE. He’s staying right where he belongs until
he may be too old to do it. 50 seems to be the magic number these days so come
2029, someone else will have to do the “viping”. Doubt it will ever be the
same. It’s a shame but all things must come to an end. We’ve got a good 5 years
of him, his health willing. Let’s hope these years are good ones.
And
so, that brings us to tonight’s RAW. The general Olympics are over and
our TV Programming returns to normalcy for the most part. Bash in Berlin is the
new focal point and that comes up at the end of the month. To help pave the way, we’ll get better acquainted with Odyssey Jones. Rhea Ripley will let the WWE
Universe know she’s in no mood for the likes of Liv Morgan and Dominik
Mysterio. They better stay far away if they don’t want any of her. The newer Ladies
in Damage CTRL 2.0 and the Slick Baddies in Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark
will battle for a shot at the Tag Team Titles. Damian Priest has got a bunch of
receipts for his old cohorts in the Judgment Day. Carlito will get the first
serving of what’s coming to them. And it looks like we’ll close the night with
a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match with Sami Zayn hoping to reclaim his Intercontinental
Championship from the “unstoppable” Bron Breakker. Let’s hope he lasts.
Unofficial
Watch Party starts at 8pm PDT. Make yourself comfortable and play along.
See
You in a Bit,
-Nicole
Alexis (^_~)
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